11.23.2008

Explosion, Beefsteak, Weedeater, Batman

So...Meg is getting visiting taught, and since the blog has recently displayed cupcakes, dresses, and a post entitled, "Love is in the Air"...I've decided that the blog needs my virile, masculine touch.

So....this post is entitled, "Explosion, Beefsteak, Weedeater, Batman.". .....The most manly words I could think of in the last 47 seconds. I shall now use each in a sentence to show off it's manliness.


1) Even small nuclear devices with yields equivilant to several thousand tons of TNT can devistate a city with explosions closer to the relative damage of millions of tons of TNT. oooo....powerful...tingly...all sensations coursing through my body at this moment
2) What? A brokwurst? HUH? I don't know what the heck you just said....just slap a beefsteak on the grill for me and i'll get the Kingston charcoal. ahh....BBQ...steak....man meat....



3) I ain't payin' no stinkin' individual $200 to come and trim my hedges.... Just give me $1.87 to gass up my Weadeater and I'll be spankin' dandellions till the cows come home. ..wow....gas powered machinery......power.....




4) Du nah du nah du nah du nah BATMAN! ahhh...muscles....the batmobile....kevlar body suit....that's pure testosterone.



Ok.....my work here is done. Feel free to leave a comment with the manliest word you can think of. Winner of the manliest word get's a small but stunningly fantastic gift come Christmas time.
Good luck.




5 comments:

Sara said...

Okay, that's too funny!! I can't say I don't love the dresses, though. And all the pretty posts. It would however, be a lie if I said all the masculinity was foreign to me...The Ram, the carpet removal and then I did a total happy dance when your dad gave me his drill a few weeks ago. Actually, my drill still makes me happy. The carpet removal not so much. :) I draw the line at manly words, though and will leave you with these words instead: Twilight, pretty dresses, Jimmy Cho...
Looking forward to see you guys in a few weeks!

Heidi said...

Dan, you round Meghan out so nicely! I love that you are part of our family! (move to Texas...move to Texas...move to Texas...)

wendy said...

You make me laugh. I read your blog to find out about your daily life and usually I learn very random stuff!!! Guy words.......I am better at guy things...football, baseball, basketball, weight lifting, doing dishes

Mutation's Cantation said...

Dan, you know I dont feel comfortable with you perpetuating gender norms like that.

Kim said...

Horse Power.... or as dan would say 'horse peddler" thats pretty manly eh?